Every time I start to feel shitty about everything, I remember that I have great boobs, and then I don’t feel so bad.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CAN I TRY ON THAT SHIRT ON THE MANNEQUIN?”Bottom Text: “DOESN’T BUY SHIRT.”]
I have to get the stepladder and lift the heavy mannequin down from the shelf and leave it half naked while the customer tries on the shirt. I don’t mind doing this if the customer is actually going to buy the shirt. If you don’t want to buy it, don’t make me go through all of that trouble to get it for you.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e0a709f2825ffe68001d187ec615771/tumblr_mmgmkeXMbC1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
but I still don’t know what homestuck is
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
