lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
  • unfreshing:

    laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
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    imjust-kyian:

    scroturn:

    i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

    this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

    gorgeousdarren:

    when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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    toomanyfandomfeels:

    Every time I start to feel shitty about everything, I remember that I have great boobs, and then I don’t feel so bad.