May 2013
skittlesndrpepper:
craigmothertucker:
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
“I’ve always been a very good judge of people. That’s why I like so few of them.”
– Donna Van Lier (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
3 tags
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
oh wow
so like
